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[07 Dec 2004|07:44am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Boy do I hate mother fuckers that can't their noses out of my shit! It sickens me to think that someone could be that much of a loser. Get a fucking life!

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...el dude-er-ino if you're into the whole brevity thing... [24 Nov 2004|10:35am]
[ mood | anxious ]

i went to roseland last night to see coheed and cambria and underoath. i think underoath is some sort of christian band so i hate to like them. coheed has two guitar players that both play bogner amps like myself but they just made them sound like shit. what's with the scooped equalization? nobody can hear you in a live setting. the drummer and bass player were tight but that's about all i heard. poo-poo to c&c. the best part of the trip was the thai food wit da woman. the bangkok duck was bangin' but those fuckers don't know the first thing about hot and spicy. weak.
x ray cat is in the studio from this saturday through, hopefully, no longer than the middle of december. we've got some nice shirts and merch shit coming in the near future. one t-shirt will read- front:"i'm with dex-terrible" back:"it's homo time!". they've managed to piss of the wrong band. bad move to the "crybaby ego havin' cocksuckers" known as dexterity. i'll take a shit right here!
x ray cat will involved in a substantial side project starting tonight. lot's of potential goodness. it's going to be a busy year's end.
i can't wait to get stuffed tomorrow afternoon and devour left-overs for days to follow. some good shitting is in order and the uni-pooper will strike again. no mail slot or pay phone is safe from the mad shitter. beware the basin of your toilet for it may be the home of one of my brown superstar fuzzy pets.
drawing a blank now. see ya.

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election '04 [03 Nov 2004|09:56am]
[ mood | blah ]

blah blah blah, blah John blah Kerry. blah blah blah blah blah! blah, blah blah "W" blah blah. blah blah blah blah Hillary blah blah '08. union blah blah Bush blah blah blah blah. blah blah and blah blah blah Nader. blah Perot blah blah fuck the french blah blah blah blah blah blah. blah '04. blah blah future blah blah. patriotic blah blah blah.

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got cream? [22 Oct 2004|10:53am]
[ mood | wanna fight?! ]

thanks B for thinking of me and throwing me an Ozo ticket. carson daly is homer bucket full of tools but i did laugh aloud on more than one occasion and the tunes were tight. i had a good day all in all if you can believe it. aw come on- don't be a dick. i didn't mean to send your day into a tailspin but i think you need to do some major mods on your dome piece. i'm not trying to dog you but you've got a long way to go. again thanks. i'm still here.

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got aspirin? [06 Oct 2004|03:10am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

x ray cat will be playing at the green knoll grille on october 16th with the jason lockart band. 5 days earlier i will have a surgery on my nose to remove scar tissue to allow air flow to my sinuses and rhinoplasty on a deviated septum. the doctor recommended 2-3 weeks out of work so i'll be taking one week off and playing a show that following saturday. the e.n.t. informed me that if there is an increase in blood pressure at all i am more than likely going to bleed profusely from my freshly roto-rooter-ed nose. i am definitely going to elevate the energy levels to a good sweat and a bright red face. this will ensure a fucking bloodbath show. it's going to be a gwar show with a bunch of fucking yuppies. i love this shit. hopefully i can finish out the set without losing too much blood. nice.

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i don't get it. [07 Sep 2004|09:57am]
what exactly am i supposed to write about here? i just don't get it.
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suck this [03 Sep 2004|03:23pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

who gives a flying uh? don't have much to say. have
much to hate though.wish there was more to love.to all
those that are counting carbs turn me over, check out
my mother fucking nutritional facts,put me back on
the shelf,
and go have
yourself a
nice game
of hide and
go fuck

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